Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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