hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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