Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm jealous of your bromance
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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