So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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