My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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