come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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