how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize