Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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