I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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