around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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