is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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