im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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