BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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