we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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