No stitches, just platelets and will power
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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