I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
