Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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