For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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