Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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