Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You were trust falling into bushes
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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