Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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