apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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