I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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