why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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