How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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