i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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