dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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