There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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