And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Terrible idea I love it
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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