Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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