Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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