Kiss
Puke
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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