From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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