Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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