Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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