If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
