I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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