We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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