I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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