Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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