The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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