WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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