: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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