i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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