tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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