Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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