make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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