People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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