i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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