i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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