I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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