You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Randomize
