oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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